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ChatGPT-Medicare Enrollment Time!
(Original Song Lyrics – Blues/Country Style)

(Verse 1)
Every mornin’, check my mail,
A big ol’ stack, a paper trail.
Red, white, and blue on every page,
Tellin’ me I’m at the right old age.

(Pre-Chorus)
I got Part A, I got Part B,
A hundred more plans starin’ back at me!

(Chorus)
I’m overloadin’ the trash with new Medicare enrollments,
Tossin’ ‘em fast, ain’t got time for the torment.
Same ol’ letters, different names,
They all promise “no hidden claims!”
Overloadin’ the trash with new Medicare enrollments,
And I ain’t readin’ a damn one!

(Verse 2)
Phone won’t stop, they’re callin’ me twice,
“Sir, we got a plan, and the price is nice!”
But I don’t trust ‘em, I’ve been around,
Heard too many deals that let folks down.

(Pre-Chorus)
Silver, gold, platinum too,
How ‘bout a plan that just tells the truth?

(Chorus – Big & Bold!)
I’m overloadin’ the trash with new Medicare enrollments,
Tossin’ ‘em fast, ain't got time for the torment.
Same ol’ letters, different names,
They all promise “no hidden claims!”
Overloadin’ the trash with new Medicare enrollments,
And I ain’t readin’ a damn one!

(Bridge – Slow & Dramatic)
Might just sign up for all of ‘em today,
See who calls back when I don’t wanna pay.
But nah, I’ll stick to my old Plan G,
And keep my trash can company!

(Final Chorus – Full Power!)
I’m overloadin’ the trash with new Medicare enrollments,
Filling it up, like it’s a damn appointment!
Same ol’ letters, different spin,
Y’all can take that junk and toss it again!
Overloadin’ the trash with new Medicare enrollments,
And I ain’t readin’ a damn one!

(Outro – Spoken, with a Chuckle)
Now if they sent coupons with these things, maybe I’d look…